dutch\ oven

dutch\ oven
1. (dutch oven) (12024↑, 2868↓)
The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes

Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.

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2. (dutch oven) (6374↑, 2017↓)
Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

Jonas nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special lady\!

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3. (Dutch Oven) (2058↑, 1461↓)
when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN\!\!\!\!

4. (dutch oven) (957↑, 584↓)
The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice\!

5. (Dutch Oven) (1063↑, 693↓)
to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven

6. (Dutch oven) (593↑, 383↓)
1. Colloquially, a "game" in which one person traps another under a doona after a pungent rectal emission in order to "share" the odour. 2. An oven located in the Netherlands. 3. An oven made by a native of the Netherlands.

Whilst in bed... Person 1 *farts* and pulls blanket over unsuspecting Person 2 and yells "Dutch oven\!"

7. (Dutch Oven) (329↑, 197↓)
While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.

Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from. The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams. The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

8. (Dutch Oven) (78↑, 34↓)
A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.

'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'

9. (Dutch Oven) (69↑, 41↓)
1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to. 2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of [The Soup].

1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair. 2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.

10. (Dutch oven) (48↑, 20↓)
A Dutch oven is where you let of a gastly fart under the bed covers and trap it while your girlfriend is out of the room; when she gets back in bed, you force her innocent face under the sheets to see if the odour makes her vomit.

"Pete, last night i Dutch ovened my girlfriend\! I wish it had made her vomit though..."

11. (Dutch Oven) (38↑, 19↓)
The act of releasing a disgusting, rank fart underneath the covers while forcing your partner to ingest the nauseating fumes often times causing them to throw up and/or lose conciousness, while your head above the covers is safe from the stench.

While Tina and I were in bed last night, I was in a joking mood and decided to dutch oven her. At first she was very upset but then she began to vomit violently because of the nasty fumes.

12. (Dutch Oven) (19↑, 9↓)
the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.

I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?

13. (dutch oven) (23↑, 13↓)
the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head

Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/

14. (Dutch Oven) (25↑, 15↓)
Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.

Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.

15. (dutch oven) (34↑, 24↓)
When a person lying in bed with spouse pulls the covers all the way over their head & farts.

"She didn't want to wake up, so I put her in the dutch oven for a minute and watched her struggle to full consciousness." *true story.

16. (Dutch Oven) (16↑, 7↓)
Lying on your back in bed on a cold winter morning, fill the covers with your own hot gasses. Arrange the sheets in such a way as to create a flue or exhaust channel towards your significant other. Simultaneously lift both arms straight up slowly to draw in more air. Finally, let the covers fall rapidly to expel a rush of hot gasses (and BO) up the flue toward your unsuspecting loved one. Historically, "Dutch Ovens" were preheated brick cooking ovens in which the heated bricks constructing the walls would do the cooking. This modern adaptation approximates the warm rush of heat and aromas that blast you in the face when opening an oven door. Don't forget to declare "dutch oven" and remember; practice makes perfect.

After my last Dutch Oven, I find myself sleeping alone.

17. (Dutch Oven) (18↑, 10↓)
The action of trapping an unsuspecting person in a place which you have released a deadly fart cloud. This "place" can be under the bed covers, in a sleeping bag, in a locked car, in a closet, or any place that will trap the cloud allowing maximum fumage.

On our camping trip, Joe Bob gave me a dutch oven by farting into my sleeping bag and zipping me up in it. I survived to tell the story.

18. (Dutch Oven) (22↑, 19↓)
While in bed, you fart then pull the covers over the head of whomever is in bed with you. You hold the covers over his or her head until the stink leaves.

Last night in bed, my boyfried pulled a dutch oven on me.

19. (Dutch Oven) (5↑, 5↓)
A fart under a blanket (see dutch burner).

That dutch oven smells awful\!

20. (dutch oven) (5↑, 5↓)
while laying in bed ripping farts under the cover then puting somebodys head under the covers for about 30 seconds and yelling dutch oven\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

dude last nite i gave nick a dutch oven

21. (Dutch oven) (0↑, 2↓)
When a guy farts in bed with his girlfriend then pulls then sheets over their heads.

My girlfriend wouldn't do it with me last night so I gave her a dutch oven.

22. (Dutch Oven) (6↑, 9↓)
When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.

Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.

23. (dutch oven) (7↑, 10↓)
The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of [ass air] waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.

Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)

24. (Dutch Oven) (12↑, 16↓)
The act of farting many times under the covers then making your partner stick his or her head under the blanket.

"After me and ann fucked last night i gave her a brutual dutch oven"

25. (dutch oven) (37↑, 41↓)
When one partner farts while maneuvering the sheets in such a position such that the other is trapped under the sheets and must smell the rankness of the fart. Named after the dutch door, which could operate with the bottom half closed and the top open.

I had a beast breathin out of my ass so I gave the bitch a "dutch oven"

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26. (dutch oven) (40↑, 45↓)
The act of [farting] in a [silent] manner in a moving vehicle, then [pressing] the window lock and letting the passengers [enjoy] the [pugnant] [stench] of the McDonald's you ate the day before in Westland Mall.

bro, last night me and Anay went on a date and i did the nastiest dutch oven while she was on the phone with her mom.

27. (dutch oven) (176↑, 181↓)
A large, lidded cast-iron pot with a fold-away, bail handle. Originally, the dutch oven was used as just that, a bread oven. In the days when most families lacked modern stoves, and depended on the fire-place hearth for their cooking, a dutch oven could be filled with bread dough, lidded and buried in hot embers in order to bake the bread. Nowdays, the dutch oven is usually placed atop the stove to cook beans and stews, though sometimes it is still used in a conventional oven to cook bread loaves and baked beans. In rare instances, a cast-iron dutch oven can double as a deep-fryer. In some areas, the dutch oven is referred to as a "dutchie." This is claimed by the surviving members of Musical Youth as the "dutchie" in the lyric: "pass the dutchie from the left-hand side." from their one hit song. It is of course now believed that the word in the song was changed from "cutchie," a Jamaican slang term for a kind of marijuana.

I cooked a dutch oven full of lentil soup, a pot of saffron rice and even baked a loaf of crispy bread. I am a good cook, no?

28. (Dutch Oven) (3↑, 9↓)
To Fart a big, ransid fart inside of a small car or any car and to turn up the heat and blast it.

I farted in my car and didn't tell my friend and i turned up the heat and blasted it. He then smelt it and siad wow nice dutch oven you sicko\!

29. (dutch oven) (21↑, 28↓)
1. (Australian slang) The act of having a whole group of friends (or fellow potheads) bundle up into a car (preferably a full passenger load) and all smoking marijuana, preferably with the windows wound up, as to have the car's interior thick with both a bong haze and steam from the bods sitting in the said vehicle\! And having no fresh air coming in, one can get get stoned both on the toke and the haze. Great in a panel van too\!

Before the concert, we all piled up into Jack's car and had ourselves an almighty Dutch oven: faaaark, we were ripped\! Phwooooar\!

30. (Dutch Oven) (11↑, 19↓)
when you are laying in bed under the covers and you fart.

last night i was in bed and i felt the need to perform a dutch oven.

31. (Dutch oven) (16↑, 25↓)
Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

32. (dutch oven) (10↑, 21↓)
Also known as Stick-it. Royal Artillery game played on return to camp, after being out eating compo/mre for months. The pads/married folk would go back to there wives and wait, brewing up for the 2nd nights bedtime hour. Wife comes to bed, release then the warm air weasel of doom. Moving the wifes head into under cover position. Then

dutch oven::Let's see how long you can Stick-it, baby \!\!

33. (dutch oven) (13↑, 27↓)
A dutch oven is when you have a [pot party] inside a small room/car with all the doors closed so the room fills up with smoke so the entire group gets even more high.

Invite the footy team over we gonna have a dutch oven.

34. (dutch oven) (17↑, 32↓)
A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

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35. (Dutch oven) (33↑, 51↓)
1. A large clay pot with lid, which is meant to be placed in a fire or convection oven during use. 2. when you drop ass while in bed with a girl, then jump out and hold the covers over her head,no matter how much she struggles,until all movement ceases.

I gave your mom a dutch oven while she was cooking me a nice roast in her dutch oven

36. (Dutch oven) (11↑, 30↓)
When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.

I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.

37. (dutch oven) (25↑, 44↓)
To build up a rancid stock of fart gas under the covers then shove your significant others head under the covers so they can soak up the rays\! Bong\!

Silent Bob: Dam\! Jay, those are some good cheese fries Jay: *shoves silent bobs head under the covers* lift the sheets and smell the fucking stink nuggets\!\!\!\!\! DUTCH OVEN\!

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38. (dutch oven) (9↑, 30↓)
A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

39. (dutch oven) (15↑, 38↓)
when somebody farts in bed and you lift the covers up and trap yourself with the covers.

when i was in bed my wife laid the nastiest dutch oven ever.

40. (dutch oven) (23↑, 53↓)
A large heavy pot used for slow cooking.

The dog's head was too large to fit in the sauce pan, but I had a Dutch oven stored at the back of the cupboard and it sufficied.

41. (dutch oven) (16↑, 47↓)
To fart a really stink fart under the covers and hold it there. Then hold your own head and anyone else who wants to underneath the cover and enjoy.

I dutch ovened my wife last night\!

42. (dutch oven) (16↑, 58↓)
The smell of a fart under a bed sheet.
43. (dutch oven) (20↑, 84↓)
The act of stink farting or shitting ones self under the bed sheets, then stuffing your partners, brothers, sisters, moms head under the covers until they are [paraplegic] or something of that nature, unable to move.

My mom was getting on my nerves so bad last night, so i asked her to come to my room, and i ended up giving that bitch a dutch oven while she sucked on my cock.

44. (dutch oven) (24↑, 91↓)
When you close the windows of a car and smoke marijuana in it until it fills up with smoke.

We dutched that car up good didn't we

45. (Dutch Oven) (33↑, 131↓)
Find an attractive young girl of Dutch decent, have her put on a pair of wooden shoes and runaround in a circle until she is good and sweaty, then eat jer hot oven baked ass. Bon Appetite\!\!\!

I found a little trace of corn in that Dutch Oven I had last night.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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